Made in America

Made in America

We use some odd gadgetry,

primarily based on utility-

but sometimes things don't follow the plan-

especially when it comes to innovative man.

Some of these things are outdated or no longer used-

but oh how they continue to keep our simple minds amused.

For writing you can't beat a simple pencil-

it forgets and never bleeds, a perfect utensil.

But what about the ideal eating implement- the spork?

Preferred at picnics and in prison -it scoops both beans and pork.

The umbrella is great for rain-

but in the wind becomes a useless pain.

A fluffy scarf wrapped around your neck-

out in the cold it covers this small speck.

TV trays are really portable tepee tables-

used for much more than food and fables.

A trampoline is hopping fun-

until someone gets hurt and it's done.

For girls nail polish and lipstick are pretty paints-

but considered sinful by the Saints.

Boys chase balls and lift weights

Just hoping to score more dates.

Used books are better than timeshare-

But often include dog ears, markings and a funny air.

An analog watch will never go to sleep-

your time it will always keep.

Some people take pleasure in a silly rhyme,

after all -it passes the time.

Image By Makaristos (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1st published 10/25/14.